Diddly Squat: ‘Til The Cows Come Home

By Jeremy Clarkson | Publisher: Penguin Books Ltd

About the book

THE NO. 1 SUNDAY TIMES BESTSELLER

Head back down to Clarkson Farm with the bestseller from our favourite welly-wearing wannabe farmer, Jeremy Clarkson
___________

Enthusiastic trainee farmer Jeremy Clarkson made just £144 in his first year at Diddly Squat Farm. This year he's determined to do better. Not because he now knows what he's doing. But because he's fed up of getting stick from Kaleb.

Yet farming continues to be a challenge.

For instance . . .
· Loading a grain trailer was more demanding than flying an Apache gunship?
· Cows were more dangerous than motor-racing?
· It's easier to get planning permission to build a nuclear plant than to turn a barn into a restaurant?

Jeremy's always got a plan. Loads of them. Often cunning.

Not always greeted with wild enthusiasm by Kaleb and Cheerful Charlie, however . . .
___________

PRAISE FOR DIDDLY SQUAT

'Clarkson has done more for farmers in one series than Countryfile achieved in 30 years' James Rebanks, author of A Shepherd's Life

'Clarkson has showcased the passion, humour and personalities of the people who work throughout the year to grow the nation's food . . . and brought an understanding of many of the issues faced by farmers to the British public' National Farmers Union

'A deserving Farming Champion of the Year' Farmers Weekly

'I don't know anything about farming. It's like David Attenborough doing jet-skiing, or Nicholas Witchell saying, \"I'm going to be a cage fighter'\" Jeremy Clarkson

Number 1 Sunday Times bestseller, October 2022

Editions of Diddly Squat: ‘Til The Cows Come Home

Hardcover
ISBN 9780241609521
Paperback
ISBN 9781405954631
EBook
ISBN 9781405954648

Read an Excerpt

THE NO. 1 SUNDAY TIMES BESTSELLER

Head back down to Clarkson Farm with the bestseller from our favourite welly-wearing wannabe farmer, Jeremy Clarkson
___________

Enthusiastic trainee farmer Jeremy Clarkson made just £144 in his first year at Diddly Squat Farm. This year he's determined to do better. Not because he now knows what he's doing. But because he's fed up of getting stick from Kaleb.

Yet farming continues to be a challenge.

For instance . . .
· Loading a grain trailer was more demanding than flying an Apache gunship?
· Cows were more dangerous than motor-racing?
· It's easier to get planning permission to build a nuclear plant than to turn a barn into a restaurant?

Jeremy's always got a plan. Loads of them. Often cunning.

Not always greeted with wild enthusiasm by Kaleb and Cheerful Charlie, however . . .
___________

PRAISE FOR DIDDLY SQUAT

'Clarkson has done more for farmers in one series than Countryfile achieved in 30 years' James Rebanks, author of A Shepherd's Life

'Clarkson has showcased the passion, humour and personalities of the people who work throughout the year to grow the nation's food . . . and brought an understanding of many of the issues faced by farmers to the British public' National Farmers Union

'A deserving Farming Champion of the Year' Farmers Weekly

'I don't know anything about farming. It's like David Attenborough doing jet-skiing, or Nicholas Witchell saying, \"I'm going to be a cage fighter'\" Jeremy Clarkson

Number 1 Sunday Times bestseller, October 2022

Frequently Asked Questions

What is Diddly Squat: ‘Til The Cows Come Home about?

THE NO. 1 SUNDAY TIMES BESTSELLER

Head back down to Clarkson Farm with the bestseller from our favourite welly-wearing wannabe farmer, Jeremy Clarkson
___________

Enthusiastic trainee farmer Jeremy Clarkson made just £144 in his first year at Diddly Squat Farm. This year he's determined to do better. Not because he now knows what he's doing. But because he's fed up of getting stick from Kaleb.

Yet farming continues to be a challenge.

For instance . . .
· Loading a grain trailer was more demanding than flying an Apache gunship?
· Cows were more dangerous than motor-racing?
· It's easier to get planning permission to build a nuclear plant than to turn a barn into a restaurant?

Jeremy's always got a plan. Loads of them. Often cunning.

Not always greeted with wild enthusiasm by Kaleb and Cheerful Charlie, however . . .
___________

PRAISE FOR DIDDLY SQUAT

'Clarkson has done more for farmers in one series than Countryfile achieved in 30 years' James Rebanks, author of A Shepherd's Life

'Clarkson has showcased the passion, humour and personalities of the people who work throughout the year to grow the nation's food . . . and brought an understanding of many of the issues faced by farmers to the British public' National Farmers Union

'A deserving Farming Champion of the Year' Farmers Weekly

'I don't know anything about farming. It's like David Attenborough doing jet-skiing, or Nicholas Witchell saying, \"I'm going to be a cage fighter'\" Jeremy Clarkson

Number 1 Sunday Times bestseller, October 2022

What core themes, tropes, or subjects are explored in Diddly Squat: ‘Til The Cows Come Home?

Lifestyle, Hobbies and Leisure > Transport: general interest > Road and motor vehicles: general interest > Tractors and farm vehicles: general interest

Where can I read a sample of Diddly Squat: ‘Til The Cows Come Home?

You can read an official preview of the few pages here https://www.book2look.com/book/9780241609521

How long is Diddly Squat: ‘Til The Cows Come Home and how many pages does it have?

Diddly Squat: ‘Til The Cows Come Home has 240 page(s)

Who is/are the Author/s of the book Diddly Squat: ‘Til The Cows Come Home?

Jeremy Clarkson

Who is the Publisher of the book Diddly Squat: ‘Til The Cows Come Home?

Penguin Books Ltd

What are the ISBN numbers for the physical and digital editions?

Diddly Squat: ‘Til The Cows Come Home is available as hardcover(ISBN 9780241609521) and paperback(ISBN 9781405954631) and ebook(ISBN 9781405954648)

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